Sexual Fish

People are strange, that’s no secret, but you get unexpected evidence of this everyday. With a fly fisherman, and a Mouching reader, you already know you’ve got a specimen. But even thus, I wouldn’t have guessed that today’s query that brings us most trafic would be sexual fish. And the fourth is barracuda penis. Seriously, peeps ?!?

I wanted to understand the nature of that phenomenon. I investigated. It led me into the internet’s darkest zones. I had a glimpse at more than I wanted to see of human libido, and I’m not sure I’ll ever get back to who I was before. It changed me. I saw forbidden things. Nerophile dolphins. Dickfish. Women indulging into cephalopod-induced pleasures. Prehistoric Microbrachius inventing the phallus.

Anyway, Malcolm Brenner and Ulysses in front of the sirens are not alone in their desires for fins. I know that for a fact…