TWO-HEADED TROUT

This morning while perusing the New York Times, the newspaper that I read with great pleasure after my breakfast, I came across an article that bowled me over and raised the hair on my head (the little that I have left).

The article talks about a group of stupid bastards who run mining companies in Idaho that discharge into the local rivers willy nilly, selenium which is creating monstrous, two-headed fish. They, of course, put their heads in the sand and dare to say: “those are all lies and anyway it doesn’t prove a thing”.

What a bunch of rural fuckers! On top of that, how are we expected to fish those horrible trout with two heads… with a simple fly? That’s just another reason, straightaway, to machine-gun the guys responsible for this ecological catastrophe. That’s how we are at the Mouching. No gifts!

So, after breakfast I took a little nap to restore myself and I woke from a colossal nightmare in a cold sweat. It was the image of Cyril with two heads! Oh, my God… protect us!